consultdet:

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:

Call Me Maybe - Moriarty Sherlock BBC

*note: I am not a singer, I do not pretend to be, I just recorded this quickly before I lost the words and motivation to do it. I CAN’T PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING AND THE KAREOKE VERSIONS WERE CRAP.

I had a bomb in a pool,

Killed kids that teased me at school.

Thought Sherlock Holmes was a fool,

But now he’s in my way.

I deal with semtex and guns,

I’m killing people for fun.

I think he thinks that he’s won

But he’s just in my way.

His stare was holding,

Took his John, his heart was showing.

Late night, pool was glowing.

Where you think we’re going baby?

Hey, i just met you,

and this is crazy.

But I’m a criminal,

so come play, baby.

It’s fun to play gay

As Jim from IT.

But I’m a criminal,

so come and find me.

I had my sniper on call,

You took your time with the fall.

Told John nothing at all,

He’d get in the way.

I kill and skin and I burn,

You just wait til your turn.

But Sherlock Holmes never learns,

He’s just in the way.

His stare was holding,

On top of Barts, his fear was showing.

Killed himself without John knowing.

Whatchu think we’re playing, baby?

Hey, i just met you,

and this is crazy.

But I’m a criminal,

so come play, baby.

It’s fun to play gay

As Jim from IT.

But I’m a criminal,

so come and find me.

OH THIS IS BRILLIANT!

Winning.

(via yaysherlock)